Fat air

n.

When a person missteps and trips on a seemingly invisible object. It is theorized that the person may have actually ran afoul of a pocket of air denser than the surrounding air.

Guy 1: Connie and I were walking down the hall when she tripped and fell out of nowhere. Landed right on her face!

Guy 2: You sure she didn't trip over fat air? I've seen that happen before.

by goomage May 22, 2010

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Combat Fat

An erection attained by the thrill being in combat.

"Man, I accidentally cracked a combat fat at paintball the other day..."

"Every time Fortunate Son by Credence Clearwater Revival comes on I get a combat fat".

by Dr. Fungus November 8, 2009

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Fat Hider

n.
1. An article of clothing, handbag or accessory that makes a fat person appear thinner than s/he really is.

Girl 1: Why is Carol always carrying a beach bag?
Girl 2: It's a Fat Hider..it cuts the full width of her body and makes her appear smaller.

by catfight12 January 4, 2009

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Fat Mike

1. Lead singer and bass player of the legendary band, NOFX.

2. GOD

We should all worship at FAT MIKE's FEET. He is the REAL GOD.

by Captain Howdie October 18, 2007

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crack a fat

to achieve an erection

jak couldn't crack a fat! how embarassing

by shitface1234567890 May 6, 2011

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fat stacks

A large amount of something, usually weed or money.

#1 Hey man, i havent blazed up in ages, you got any weed?
#2 Yeh of course, i just got some fat stacks yesterday.

#1 Hey man your wallet's so fat!
#2 Yeh man, i got fat stacks of cash.

by nokturnal15 May 22, 2008

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