A game, nearly identical to the hit sensation Rock Paper Scissors, but with arguably better logic. Lure beats (or catches) fish, fish beats (or eats) egg, and egg beats (or avoids) lure. When ready to play each player yells "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" How to play: Egg is much like rock, as you ball your hand up into a fish much like you're going to fist bump someone, (and if someone plays lure they wont be able to hook onto your hand). Fish looks like a C-shaped grip, like a fish's mouth would (and if you win against egg you put your whole hand around the other persons hand). Lure is a sideways shaped J, (and when winning against fish, you link to the other person's cupped hand and yank it up like a fish). Ideally meant to be played on Fishmas, a fish themed celebratory holiday in December.
Carter: "Ready for our annual tournament of Egg Fish Lure?" JD: "Yep, bring it on loser!" Both: "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" *Carter has thrown Fish, and JD has thrown Lure, making him the winner*
by AFellowMalaysian November 11, 2024
Person 1: Hey, do you know Dr. Egg?
Person 2: Yeah! I seen him yesterday at the carnival! He cracked up on the Ferris Wheel.
Person 1: Oh.. So he's dead?
Person 2: Yeah.. He was my lawyer..
Person 2: Yeah! I seen him yesterday at the carnival! He cracked up on the Ferris Wheel.
Person 1: Oh.. So he's dead?
Person 2: Yeah.. He was my lawyer..
by roarararar March 16, 2021
The act of fucking her in the ass, and you impregnate her afterwards.
She will the have "shitty eggs"
She will the have "shitty eggs"
by assfgt March 27, 2017
When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.
by smellyeggs February 14, 2016
by John S. Mith August 29, 2008
by Elvaselina December 28, 2020