Ur mother

ur mother asked me to ask u for her number

me: hey ur mother
her: ok

by hotperson9242 October 20, 2021

ur Mom

Something so Large, it took Usain Bolt a week to run a Lap around it!

Ur mom so fat

by SussyBbbbaka October 20, 2021

ur mom

someone who sneaks out at night just to meet ur homie

ur mom is hot btw

by PENAT BUTTAAH October 20, 2021

Ur Mom

Use this to immediately destroy someone.

Joe: Yo sup.
Mario: Ur Mom.
Joe:*implodes*

by Gungus October 20, 2021

Ur mom gay

A joke about how ur mom is gay.

Jake: Ur what?
Sophie: UR MOM GAY BRUH!!!!

by urmomgay2708 October 21, 2021

ur mom

1) who im fucking

2) a milf

3) a sexy woman i have sex with

4) who i have sexual intercourse with

-ur mom is a milf
-wtf?
-i mean its not just that i'd like to fuck her, im already doing it
-dude what, im blocking you

by emoqueer October 21, 2021

ur mom

YIOU SCUKING DEEZ NUTS BITCHSDH FUDSHDKSFJLSH

ur mom is so trash and fat

by Rayuu October 21, 2021