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Trump Dump

Spreading your ass cheeks upon one’s head while taking a shit in smearing it across the front of the head in the form of a toupee
I spread my ass cheeks and gave her a huge Trump Dump. It was awesome, she loved it.
by Shattenberg September 21, 2018
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Trumping the Johnson

When someone says something absurd, to cover up or distract from something else absurd that was said or done earlier.
Trump tweeted something stupid on Monday, thus Trumping the Johnson over his tweet from Friday night.

Boris Johnson rambled on about buses in the interview in order to distract people from the lies about the NHS that were on buses.
by Brazillionaire July 27, 2019
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Donnie Trumped

To take a successful venture idea and utterly destroy it morally, financially or publicly.
1) Did you hear about Harold and his brothel? He decided to add burger delivery to the escorts.
Totally Donnie Trumped it. Now he can't even afford a small fries.
2) Marcus opened an animal rescue home. Was going well until he started to grab all the pussy's.
Now it's Donnie Trumped!
by Adim_Witter July 28, 2019
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Trump Shuffle

Extreme editing of news to make it more favorable to Trump. To lie for trump; to spin at extreme rpms.
(Hannity after a new segment) I think that is a world record for Trump shuffles today, I need a shower.
by Sonne912 November 14, 2019
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Trump Number

The distance from the first comment you see on a post/thread on social media until someone (or bots) posts something irrelevant (usually insulting and negative) about President Donald Trump.

USAGE:

Logical fallacy/pathos/emotional appeal aimed at attacking credibility.

This is usually said by a SJW/NPC/BOT in an attempt to gain attention and synthetic social justice points by virtue signaling, and is usually followed up by insulting anyone that disagrees with them by either calling them a racist, a sexist, a bigot, or a troll; unjustly and presumptively implying ignorance and negativity towards anyone that supports Donald Trump. Generally after insulting they will not defend their argument, or insults, or will refuse to provide information as to why or how they drew their conclusion. Might tell you to "google it", or find out yourself.
Wow, the Trump Number was only 1 on the How to article about how to make a coconut smoothie. The person said, "Looks like another white male Trump supporter"

The first comment on the post about the first picture of a black hole was, "That is amazing, what a scientific achievement!", while the second post I saw was, "Maybe we can see the black hole in Trump's mind". Making the Trump Number for this post 2.
by Dao Man April 11, 2019
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Donald Trump

A super fat president and with a fake golden hair that stick on the top of his bread head, and he really think that China is a piece of shit just like him.
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The Trump Hump

To continuously fuck people in the ass, then building emotional walls to shut them out of your life forever.
Johnny wasn't that great of a person, I heard he regularly took part in The Trump Hump
by Harbinger_of_the_Abyss December 9, 2019
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