hard nagget

someone who’s being out of the ordinary, they’ve been acting weird, or different then how they usually act, also they don’t notice it.

“Makayla has been acting like a hard nagget latley, since she hung out with roger.”

by the unknown 101 September 23, 2018

hard nagget

hard nagget means that ur acting different than you usually act. you’re being out of the ordinary

“makayla has been like a hard nagget latley ever since she’s been hanging out with nathan”

by the unknown 101 September 23, 2018

Hard boiled egg tits

When your wife's tits are looking like hard boiled egg that have say in the sun for to long...

Old lady have hard boiled egg tits

by ANTONIOGOT May 30, 2018

Hard

Tryna act tuff

“Tyler here tryna act hard”

by Gigglebutt34 January 14, 2023

hard on god

When something is so good and human made that’s it’s hard for god to see that as they will wish they made them

Man those kicks are hard on god

by CheersBruh January 16, 2023

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023