Ghosting

When you’re taking a poop and you go to wipe but nothing comes off on the paper, so you look in the toilet but there’s nothing there either because the turd suddenly got shot down the hole before you even flushed.

My poop was like literally ghosting me.

by legsfordays1 October 22, 2019

Grassland Ghost

An extremely pale girl, almost albino, except for the fact that she has ginger hair. Their lack of pigment is appalling.

I went to the pool this summer, but was almost blinded by the abundance of grassland ghosts, so I left

by lorenzo54321 February 22, 2011

corporate ghosting

The subtle process by which a company eliminates black people in prominent positions in order to make themselves seem more elite. The black folks disappear like ghosts and seem to vanish without great fanfare. whitening, ghosting, white flight, corporate America, elitism, ghetto, glass ceiling, executives, Fortune 500, diversity, chamber of commerce, corporation, business

I've noticed a lot of corporate ghosting in the media since President Obama is nearing the end of his term. The anchors used to be more diverse and now they have returned to mostly white men. Oh well, it was nice while it lasted!

by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016

Ghosted

When someone expresses a desire to do something with you or be with you, but when the time comes they have suddenly "disappeared" and there is no word as to why or where they went. Ghosting can be a short-term or lon-term occurrence.

Short term like "We were supposed to go to the rave together but you ghosted me and I had to go alone, you jerk." Or it can be long-term like "We met on tinder, had a couple awesome dates, but then they ghosted me. Their phone number doesn't work anymore and all the emails I send come back with NDRs. It's like they just fell off the face of the planet."

by ParadigmOne June 6, 2021

Ghost earphones

When you take out one or both earbuds ,but you feel as if they are still plugged in you ears.

"Dude,I've been wearing those earphones for so long, I feel like I'm having ghost earphones in. So weird!"

by losfrijoles February 5, 2017

Ghost Punch

When a person (in their combination of motor motions such as walking, running, or simply doing whatever they are doing) suddenly get's pushed back by something/someone or stumbles randomly. It's like someone invisibe/demonic spirit/ghost punched or shoved that person to hinder their combination of motor motions. To bring forth fear, intimadation.

Janny: (running her mouth to her bff Car) .. blah blah blah .

Car: Better shut your trap before I ghost punch you in the face!

Janny: silent...

Car: :)

by Car Sun- October 21, 2011

Ghosting

When a footballer wanders around the pitch without providing any goals or assists.

"Yeah that Haaland guy, he's been ghosting the entire FA Cup and Champions League finals."

by milesomoruyi November 1, 2023