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pizza roll hell 

When you put a microwaved pizza roll into your mouth and it’s too hot, but instead of spitting it out you just hold it into your mouth while your inner cheeks slowly melt
Chris was in pizza roll hell when he stuck a piping hot pizza roll into his mouth before it cooled

Marijuana Roll 

When you use chop sticks to hold a freshly rolled joint to smoke, much like one were to eat sushi.
My Japanese friend and I were smoking a joint around the table, then he picked it up with some chop sticks and says “check it out it’s a marijuana roll”

Californian roll 

The most disgusting sushi you will taste 75 percent of the time you eat it it gives you direhha. 100 percent of the time it tastes bad. It's another piece of history that shame California and the people living in it.
Retard: "I got Californian rolls"
Normal person: "throw it in the fucking trash"
Californian roll by leftforalt August 31, 2018

Cinnamon Roll

to describe someone who is "sweet", "curvy in all the right places", and "ideally filled with cream"
"that girl is my cinnamon roll" Josh said, "same man, same," Steve responded
Cinnamon Roll by Nutt Man September 28, 2018

runaway roll 

Refers to an inadequately-perforated and/or too-lightweight spool of paper towels or toilet-tissue. When you try to merely tear off a few sheets by giving the end of the roll a moderate yank, the paper does not separate the way you expected, and so the roll just wastefully whizzes off yards and yards all over the place, obliging you to fumingly remove the messily-bunched-up wad from the holder and tediously re-roll the paper inch-by-inch back onto the core again.
I do indeed prefer to purchase the "bargain basement" tissue-paper rolls from the supermarket or department store --- especially if they have a sale on the huge 20-roll "bales" --- but I find that a lot of times they are "runaway rolls"... the company goofed when they punched the rolls' perforations, and so that's largely why they're being sold off so cheaply.
runaway roll by QuacksO October 27, 2018