disenfrenchfried

It’s like disenfranchised, but instead of the right to vote, it’s your French fries being taken away.

Man: I just wanted to enjoy my meal, but then my girlfriend said she wasn’t hungry and she ate all my fries
Vermin Supreme: You got totally disenfrenchfried!

by totinosdevil July 22, 2020

pizza roll hell

When you put a microwaved pizza roll into your mouth and it’s too hot, but instead of spitting it out you just hold it into your mouth while your inner cheeks slowly melt

Chris was in pizza roll hell when he stuck a piping hot pizza roll into his mouth before it cooled

by totinosdevil June 02, 2018