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blen-phettio

An exquisite queer-light cuisine for the bottom. Salty aftertaste.
Holter tested the blen-phettio with an exquisite maneuvering thrust. He daintly dabbed at his soiled cheek, feeling quite phettio.
by Devbrook July 27, 2022
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tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022
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Coach Petty

Epic Fortnite gamer who love's Ethan and sex jokes
"Holy Crap Lois, It's Coach Petty"
by Koko Cola August 31, 2022
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Florian pettla

Flo is a very dumb and ugly person he only cares about one thing hes disgusting ans very small his girlfirend is very ugly and gives evryone hole
Omg look at him

Jes i know hes ugly its florian pettla
Omg look at that couple

Jes they are both ugly and hoes
by Spreadlove110 December 2, 2022
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Hym "Is it petty Chris? Is that a petty reason to stop watching? Should I do it because I think you're cooperating with Jordan Peterson to steal from me so I have to do his incest cult? Is that a better reason? Because that's the reason I'm going to murder a kids. Well, one of them. He's not trying to get me to do do it because it's better. He's doing it because it is EXPLICITLY WORSE than what I want and he knows it. He knows he is shit. And he knows his values are shit. And he wants to make me live out his shit values because he knows I will not be happy. And he's doing it because he wants there to be a punishment for calling his daughter a crippled slut with a pouty, fuckable face and there isn't one. I have a right to say that. But he doesn't like that I think I can say whatever I want about whoever I want. It isn't therapy that he is doing here. And the zionist shill therapists he's recruited to try and coopt the psychological institutions are enabling him and likely need to be punished for their complicity. Them and the politicians who've decided to hop on the bandwagon with him. Your incest cult isn't sanity, Jordan. It's just an incest cult. You've adorned yourself in the blood of a long-dead God and now you think you're him. You lie as easily a you breathe and for all of our sakes I hope both of those things become more difficult for you as we get closer to the climax of our little drama we got going on here."
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
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Little petter

Paynes Penis
Why does Payne have a little petter
by ZestyNuts September 11, 2023
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ms petty

a girl who makes a big deal and is sassy
by tacomunchkiner December 22, 2023
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