Poop Pimple

Person who tries to draw attention to their small rear end using explicit attention seeking attire, posture or walk.

Ugh! There goes a poop pimple by me.

Poop Pimple by UrbanDefinator May 25, 2021

poop.jokes.are.humorous 

a very funny and cool person that makes me laugh

@poop.jokes.are.humorous is hilarious

poop.jokes.are.humorous by simonedrowning June 11, 2021

Poop fart lol

Poop fart lol is used only for higher quality speakers and pimps

Chad:poop fart lol

Bitches: SO HANDSOME 🥵

Poop fart lol by Pb is good for me August 13, 2021

Poop Inspector

A man/woman who inspects poop. Usually done after the poop has exited the body, but some have been known to forcefully shove their arms up ones anus to inspect the left over shit in their colon walls.

The poop inspector should be coming around today

I hope my poop is healthy for the poop inspector

Poop Inspector by poopyscentedvaginacandle August 31, 2021

Poop Whack 

The Act of Pleasuring One’s Self During Work, Whilst on the Toilet.

Started my day off with a Strong Coffee and a Solid Poop Whack!

Poop Whack by 412Lobos September 3, 2021

Poop Hoop 

A synonym of a toilet ball.

Me: Did you see that ball go round and round the hoop like a toilet bowl?
Doug: Yeah, but we real hoopers don't call it a toilet ball. We call it a "poop hoop."

Poop Hoop by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021

Poop Hoopin 

Throwing extraneous trash into the trashcan while emptying your bowels.

Me: Yo, Doug. I'm so down to practice b-ball that I was even poop hoopin when I went to the bathroom.

Doug: Damn. That's some real dedication. Yo should try it out if you want to be a true hooper, Michael.

Poop Hoopin by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021