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MyGut

A game of true skill. The contestants have small incisions on either sides of their abdomens, and will be given sterile gloves. They then take the ready position with their hands low in front of their opponent. Upon the blow of the starting horn, the contestants are to scream "It's MyGut!!!" and begin ripping. Last man standing is the winner. Rounds last 5 minutes.

No game has been known to last a full round.
Hey, let's go downtown and watch some MyGut(tm), I hear Sweden's team is really good!
by Victor Ziblis October 17, 2008
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Mygoat

Dave: That goat looks like one of my friends.
Tim: So.
Dave: It’s a Mygoat
by Salt0727 June 15, 2018
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Mygmy

Hybrid of a midget and a Pygmy; a height between 3.6 and 5 ft.
If Reagan is too tall to be a midget and too short to be a Pygmy; she would be a mygmy.
by Gliss June 22, 2021
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mygrandmadiedstep

the act of playing loud obnoxious dubstep when someone tells you bad news and then stalking them with your dubstep until you go to jail
Guy 1: Hey dude my Grandma died yesterday i need someone to talk to
Guy 1: My gram grams was very close to m-
Guy 2: gets out speakers and plays loud mygrandmadiedstep
Guy 1: What the fuck dude
by pissed on baby 649270 October 4, 2021
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mygame43

King red head's 43rd game.
Mygame43 is king red head.
by myusernameis23tunaj March 23, 2022
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mygflovesfayewebster727

person: i love mygflovesfayewebster727
person 2: yes she’s so hot and funny
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The Great Mygration

A widespread social networking event during the late 2000's where nearly everyone but a few indie bands (who have since Mygrated as well) dumped everyone's favorite site Myspace for shiny new ones, like Facebook, Twitter Tumblr, etc. -- ones that forced users to put on their big boy pants and use their actual names and pictures instead of unsearchable poopsmears.

Reasons for the Mygration were manifold, and although there was a time when many people had both (Myspace and other SN sites), backers of each in the younger crowd would trash-talk the others as vehemently as their keyboards and playground insults could allow. Fortunately, Facebook (among other sites) was aimed at an older demographic than Myspace, and as there was an actual higher age gate to get a page in the first place, many found they could tune out the middle-schoolers by simply leaving them behind. And as more and more people committed to the switchover, Myspace became emptier and emptier, leaving it the shell of its former self that it is today.
Bob: Hey Mary, I tried for hours, but I just can't find your Myspace.

Mary: What?? It's easy dawg, I'm "xxxLiL'BiZzY gOt$ 2 $WaGgGxxx". (profile pic is a 20-pixel jpeg of someone else's car from a Google image search)

Bob: "...Oh, ok." (searches profile, finds chaotic, seizure-inducing monstrosity with mismatched fonts, cringe-worthy layouts, and links to other such terrible pages).

Bob: "Fuck it, I'm going to Facebook." (thus begins The Great Mygration)
by D Mo Drummer July 18, 2014
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