Jacobing

To defecate on homeless individuals while masturbating to images of lesbian furry threesomes.

Daniel: Hey wanna go out tonight?

Maria: Sorry Jorge and I are alreading going Jacobing!

by fent gunss September 4, 2025

Alyssa and Jacob

the two most in love people forever and ever and ever. They will be together forever. Jacob has loved alyssa for half his life and now that he got her he’ll never ever let her go.

Wow that couple is almost as in love as alyssa and jacob

by JTHOMAS September 7, 2025

Jacob Goodsmen

The typical symbolic hero in every adventure story.

I loved that book too! The king character was such a Jacob Goodsmen! The friend said.

I agree. The other person replied.

by Eggspectacular7 September 17, 2025

Jacob

This dude is not great at talking with girls. Like he really struggles but yet can make a racist joke whenever he pleases. This guy probably believes then world is flat and definitely believes that climate change is not real.

But he loves his country music with a passion.

Guy 1: oh man who is playing the banjo?
Guy 2: Jacob's at it again

by Itsjustme7 January 25, 2025

Jacob

Greasy tramp

That guy is a real Jacob

by Kenzarak February 7, 2025

Jacob Kawana

Jacob Kawana is a New Zealand socialite and singer, known mostly for his published work in writing and fashion - featured in NYLON.

Jacob Kawana is okay!

by AbbeyHault February 12, 2025

Jacob

Jacob is a total jock beast. He is known to strike fear into the hearts of many and woo the hearts of many women. The phrase "Men wanna be him, women want to be with him" is the perfect way to describe Jacob. If you get on the bad side of this lady killer jock you might regret your choices.

"Yo did you see that crazy dunk he just made?"
"Yea dude he's a total Jacob"

by LeonidasTheHottie February 15, 2025