fake friends 

she’s snitches on you she’s a lier she’s mean she blames everything on somebody she don’t know how to keep her mouth shut if her name starts with a d and she is also a hot Cheeto girl and likes to steal friends

fake friends yah that’s me dimmori how you doing I just try to steal your bsf!

fake friends by fake friends period April 1, 2020

fake religious 

People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.

Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."

Omer: "You just fake religious."

fake religious by Seven Eight6 April 9, 2020

Fake dyke 

A girl who dress like a Male bit a girl. Shes not lesbian so she's a fake dyke.

Fake dyke.
.

Fake dyke by Mary Naseret April 18, 2020

fake head day 

Prank your friends by telling them you gave head to someone when you really didn’t
May 29th

ex: I gave head to Jerry. JK its national fake head day

fake head day by guru345 April 22, 2020

Fake News 

Fake news is actually real news. We just have to change the meaning of 'fake'. If an orange dumb big guy says 'fake news', you have to pretend he means 'real news'. If we don't do that, there's gonna be a day we gonna believe that oil good is against headache.

'The earth is getting warm.'
'Fake news. Look, it's snowing in New York.'

Fake News by 512 GB April 25, 2020

fake 

someone who

: acts diff around certain ppl to impress
: talks to your ex without you knowing

: switches up

: is friends w someone they talked the most smack about

: lies
: don’t believe in you

: thinks they allat

damn you really is a fake friend tho.

imagine bein fake.

fake by rgs May 20, 2020

Fake friend

A person who acts like your friend at first, but at the next second they turn on you.

Fake friend: I'll be right back ok?
You: Ok.
Fake friend: What a loser, she/he doesn't know that they are being used. She is just a Fake friend.

Fake friend by .･maru･. May 26, 2020