Crazydog 

A retarded person, a fool, your run of the mill genetically challenged baboon.

Man did you hear what that guy said?
ya man hes a Crazydog. total fool.

Crazydog by The Annonymous Tipster February 28, 2009

Crayde 

The sweetest name you can call your best friend / wife.

Aww, Crayde, I missed you so much today.

Crayde by Professorofetymologyemeritus May 27, 2011

Crayoning 

Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the flush cycle to know which part gets the least flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation

At the dinner whilst meeting future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible show them the pic on your mobile phone.

pooh crap dump shit

Crayoning by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011

Craydon 

The dead and dirty skin cells that can be rubbed off the body in the heat of a sauna or steam room. When combined with dirt and body oil they have the appearance of shaved crayon wax.

Hey Lo, I can tell you haven't taken a sauna in a while cause you ate shedding almost a half pound of craydons.

Craydon by White's Point November 16, 2016

Cray 

Cray is a brand of supercomputer.

You see that huge supercomputer ? it's a Cray

Cray by Tyranosaure[Sc] May 1, 2008

Cravy

The state of craving. or craveness

When Holly was pregnant she was soooooo cravy!

Cravy by saporman September 12, 2009

Crayons 

A term used by Ali Baker & Kumail Nanjiani, hosts of the Indoor Kids Podcast, to describe an event or situation that is mind-blowingly awesome.

Gamer #1 - Dude, did you see the Skyrim playthrough at E3?!?

Gamer #2 - Yeah, that shit was crayons!

Crayons by Electric Mussolini August 4, 2011