Assumption College

Known better as "Consumption College". A college in the rich suburbs of Worcester, MA. The only people you'll find here are athletes not smart enough to play at a respectable Division II school, or aren't good enough to play Division I. Along with the half brain dead athletes you'll find Jesus freaks and general weirdos. The academics are a joke and the graduates will just end up working for the graduates from all the schools they couldn't get into. Surprisingly, the guys aren't that bad looking but you'll be hard pressed to find more than a dozen attractive girl on campus. But the girls are so ugly that they will sleep with anything and anyone.

Assumption Guy: I go to Assumption College, all the girls here are ugly
Holy Cross Guy: Dude, come to Holy Cross, the girls here are smokeshows
Assumption Guy: I would, but I'm so dumb they won't even let me on campus

by dcabaa709 December 10, 2016

Olin College

A small engineering college in Needham, MA with below a 9% acceptance rate. The college is essentially one big arranged marriage as there are 80 students total: 40 male, 40 female, all Indian.

"Hey do you go to Olin College?"
"Yah I met my wife there."
"Wow, that's great, lemme guess, you met during a wild rager, she went down on you quick."
"No, my math professor assigned us seats next to eachother on the first day."

by bobbyshmurdayah May 17, 2018

Kingston College

This is the most loyal , well spoken and non doggish all boy school in Jamaica located in North Street , Kingston . A school full of champions and scholars. Dem seh we hype but a lie dem a tell.

That boy has all the females he must attend the great Kingston College

by bunnaboy3000 January 3, 2023

east doncaster secondary college

short form as edsc, a school located in melbourne that has tables with chewing gums

harris the school captain: why are there chewing gums under the tables
random yr 7: yh ofc, its east doncaster secondary college

by derpythincow March 10, 2022

College Chris Owen

Gaiety: Former schoolmate of Chirag; Long time friends prove that good things never end :)
Also, slang term used to disgrace the less fortunate mckins who cannot enter a decent university.

"C.G. failed info-tech"
Thus, he will now be labelled the
"College Chris Owen" of the day.

by J-Rouse June 13, 2003

Manhattan College

The school where those who are rejected from other far better NYC schools attend. (NYU, Fordham, Columbia, Baruch, etc)

"I go to Manhattan College" - Manhattan College Student

"I am sorry about that" - everyone else

by heh19191929 December 8, 2017

St Columba's College

A school full of sluts and asshole teachers. Everyone is bitchy but it's low key really funny.

Stranger: what school do you go to?
Me: St Columba's College
Stranger: ohhh

by St Columba's hoe October 20, 2019