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christina aguliera monster

A small insect-like thing, with black skinny legs, fat pink body and christina aguilera's head. Seen by Cartman on South Park after he begins taking medication for his eyesight.
"Ah, amn I've been seeing these little pink Christina aguilera monsters all over the place."
"Whatever fatass"
by My name April 22, 2005
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christina aguilera

talented singer, comfortable with her body, strong willed woman
by Chya December 31, 2003
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Christians

Normal people, they believe in the teachings of Jesus and God. Like normal people they can be jerks or nice. Christians have been portrayed for the most part as a bunch of science-ignorant homophobics, and yes this is true for many people, it is not the case with every single Christian out there. Anywho, they're normal people, believe in a dead guy's teachings and like normal people screw up time to time.
Some examples of good deads from Christians are Alcoholics Anonymous, orphanages, charities, and hospitals. Some examples of them screwing up include the Spanish Conquisition, the Crusades, and the West-Boro Baptist Church.
by Guy Noir February 11, 2012
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christina-ism

A religion that centers around Christina for anyone who loves/admire/worship Christina and aspires to be just like Christina.
Dude, I'm a Christina because I believe in Christina-ism.
by christina February 23, 2005
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Christina (Χριστίνα)

The cute girl smiling in the corner wearing a leather jacket. The LA blood is in her veins. She looks shy but when you get to know her you will realize she is capable of everything! She likes being comfortable when she hangs out like the Netflix and chill type but she can uctually be a party animal when she feels like it! She can make you smile even on your saddest days by making you dance to the most irrelevant songs. (she really makes them sth like hits songs) She accepts you the way you are and she knows how to boost your self esteem.
-omg is this Christina (Χριστίνα) dancing? I thought she was the shy type. She actually really good at it! Why did she stop?

-She forgot she wasnt dancing alone in her room.

-Look at her she's killing it! How can she go from the shy type to the extreme one so fast? Is she drunk?

-Maybe but she is more Christina (Χριστίνα) !
by aunicorninhumansworld🦄 October 24, 2019
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christianism

A fan club for a bunch of hypocrytes who think they're better then everyone else, and look down upon anything that doesn't share their views of everything.

These people tend to think it's a religion called christianity, which but the two are actualy very different things.
Christianity is a religion where people worship jesus, and think that if they love all people, and do good their whole life they'll go to heaven.

Christianism is the cult where a bunch of people who think they're Christian pretend to care about the world, and then plot on how to make everyone have same views as them, and the most painful way to kill those who opose them.
by my name? September 22, 2004
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Christina

beautiful in all the right ways,, good curves, amazing eyes , sexy body with a hot face... perfect match would be DANNY as hes amazing to!!>... christina is stubborn, bossy, luvable, sexy, a sex machine and irristable
christina and danny alone at night .. do the math
by christina maud isobella October 16, 2008
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