college kids

Broke people. Doesn't matter if they're in college or not.

"Can you buy me this brand new car?"
"No I'm one of those college kids!"
"You must be broke then."

by Hange Zoe is best girl May 6, 2022

Rolleston College

This College knows everything about you, from your date of birth, to your credit card information and social security number. They know your IP address. They will keep you at Rolleston College until you're a depressed vegan activist. While Nick Wilde is the Principal of Rolleston College.

"I'd like to name my New Born Child, Rolleston College!"

by DB409 May 9, 2022

College Circumcision

When you super glue your homies foreskin to his sheets. He then gets morning glue…and…bam. College Circumcision.

Dylan stole my weed so I gave him a College Circumcision

by jacobmetz January 18, 2022

Boston College

College that tries to recruit students from a variety of backgrounds but then orientalizes them for not being caucasian or Catholic and lumps them together as "AHANA" students.

I went to Boston College. They made me read the bible and made me feel different for not being a white Catholic person. Weird experience.

by anonymous November 4, 2022

southwark college

Also known as the reject spot. when you jam your gcse and no better college or sixthform is accepting you, this is the place a south londoner would go to.

I got nothing more then 4s in my gcse it’s looking like a lewisham or southwark college for me

by anonymous November 7, 2022

Nambour Christian College

A school for racist inbred twats who have nothing better to do than take the piss for every unfunny joke made on the internet. Their quote “gourmet cafe” tastes like nothing the way they describe it and they somehow manage to make rats shit taste amazing, while they have a knockoff prince harry as their headmaster. If you go to this school you are most definitely made fun of at dinner parties, and just stepping within 3 ft of the school for 2 seconds makes you lose brain cells.

“Mummy, why does no one like me outside of school?”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”

by Notactuallysrs November 12, 2022

College Soup

A bowl of water with ice in it.

College Student 1: What are you going to have for lunch?
College Student 2: I'm going to have college soup; it's all I can afford.

by AdeptMusician November 17, 2022