Christian

Christian is the best person to ever exist. The world simply doesn't deserve him. He is bound to marry a girl called Aurora.

"Oh, Aurora, is Christian your bf?"
"What do you mean? He's my husband!"

by CasDavFri April 6, 2024

CHRISTIAN

somebody who believes in God, the son, and the holy spirt. And the bible

my friend is a Christian which means he follows christ .

by mm1skiii April 8, 2024

Christian Zoomer Music

new christian music genre on youtube with a gen z twist!

I make Christian Zoomer Music and home entertainment.

by SCPlayz7000 April 21, 2024

Christianity

And none of those things apply exclusively to Christianity. You could make the same video for any cult. "What would it take for me to join a cult?" Change 5 words and it applies in the exactly same way.

Hym "Not exclusive to Christianity. Stop being a shill."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

They STOLE Christianity, guys!

Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?

Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"

Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Christian

They love Jesus. Yeah that's it. At times, homophobic people like to go by this name as well as Pedophiles, but the normal ones are ok.

Nick: Karl, Are you Christian?
Karl: Yeah, why :D?
Nick: But you know i'm gay right?
Karl:...ok, and?
Nick: I thought you guys hate us
Karl: nah idk who started that stereotype

by Ijustwantedtowritesomething May 3, 2024

christian h

christian h is a man who will hurt you he will be your first love and love bomb you. he will then get with your best friend in front of you. as well as get with the girl he always told you not to worry about but still do this day 6 months after we have broken up he will tell your bestfriend that he did love you and always will

“christian h hurt me so bad”

by rantrant1234 May 5, 2024