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Christian

Christian is an absolute best friend you could ever have, he will help you through your struggles, he is the type of person that would make everyone in his group laugh and joke around with his mates, he is a very sporty person and very fit, he does not show his emotions to his mates and will pick a fight with anyone he likes, he would also spar one of his mates either at school or at home. Christian falls in love really quickly and is wishing if his crush likes him back. He will always be the top one in his group of friends. You might really want a Christian in your life because he is the kind of person that will roast you but then he would hug you and say it was all a joke he will randomly say he loves you. He has a good jawline likes to show it off when he is taking a selfie. If you meet a Christian in your life make him feel loved and he will love you back.
Raymond: Yo did you see that guy Christian in our Year!
Jimmy: He is the meanest cunt and the best friend I could ever have.
Raymond: He gets all the ladies but likes this one girl.
Jimmy: Ik ayye he is the funniest person in our group.
Raymond: And has a good Jawline WOW
by david0987 September 18, 2019
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Carter Christian

Owner and CEO of “The Homies”. He is known to have a massive shlong and invented the bro codes. If you ever see him you should get on your knees and start sucking for your one and only meaningful relationship. Lastly he is a naturally great ruler with powers over his homies and the bro code.
Omg it’s Carter Christian, get on your knees and start sucking right now!
by The BroCode___ April 26, 2022
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Ole Christian

The coolest teacher in school, will bring you hot chocolate. Will be your #1 fan and support you through thick and thin. Really happy all the time and delivers the best dad jokes!
person #1: Our teacher forgot about the test we were supposed to have today so we ate cake instead!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!
by xxelmexx February 13, 2020
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Christian

A great friend that's there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with your problem. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantabulous person you could ever meet. :). He also says he’s fat but is not.
Christian is a bomb
by That_one_child July 23, 2018
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Christian Bale

No, that was me. Quit looking yourselves up on Urdabn Dictionary GOD DAMN! You motherfuckers are narcissists!
Hym "Nah, that wasn't Christian Bale. You know the name Hym Iam isn't me claiming to be people in the titles right? It's not a pronoun thing! It's a name! Like the Powerpuff girls character! Except with a 'Y!' Ya heard? I get a lot of mileage out of it."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
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Eva and Christian

Two individuals who knew one another for quite a while but only recently fell for one another. After feelings bloomed and these two people began to get together, they constantly kept rewriting the definition of their love. Eva the kind and adventurous soul met by Christian the charismatic and gentle being. These individuals were made for one another and no one could ever say otherwise. Fate isn’t always on your side but for these two, destiny has their love story set in stone. I love you. <3
Oh, Eva and Christian, they were meant to be together from the start.
by Chazard04 December 27, 2023
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