french elmo

A general term referring to a sexual act that is not very common, unusual or bizarre.

"Hey bro, I'm gonna try to french elmo my girl next time"
"You gotta be more specific you mooseknuckle"

by Dr. Monk_ May 29, 2018

French drive-over

Similar to the American "drive-by" the French drive-over is driving someone over rather than driving beside and shooting them. This was popularized after the French saw the rest of the world and lost all respect, desperate to get rid of those other impure men, they flattened them under heavy rocks. This was later adopted by the car as it was far more fun, far easier and had the exact same effect. This practice has been replicated by other countries in the modern age as well, although, by filthy outsiders.

18-Something
*French engineer* We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans"
*French engineer* "We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*All together* "Hon Hon Hon!"

Modern age:
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans". "Get the cheese wheels ready monsieur, we're doing A French drive-over! Time to flatten them like crepes!"

by Kurts December 05, 2017

French Vanilla

French Vanilla is when u French kiss a woman after cumming in her mouth then afterwards u go and grab a coffee

Yeah bro I just French vanilla'd my girlfriend after 3 months of dating I also tried it on a hooker before but that doesn't count I payed money for it

by DarthGtown May 15, 2024

French Vanilla

A beautiful light-skinned woman

Yo, Jamie is a certified French Vanilla!

by athughunter November 27, 2024

french vanilla

Cum from a very white boy/man

That white boy got his french vanilla all over the bed. Cum white boys

by Crack Attack 412 March 07, 2017

French Vanilla

A handjob in the bathroom of a OnRoute along the 401, usually costing about $3.00.

Stopped at the OnRoute near Belleville for a coffee and a french vanilla from my buddy Adam.

by 401Trucker March 11, 2019

French Nutting

When you're making out with somebody during sex when nutting at the same time

Person A and Person B were full on third base, their tongues intertwining and suddenly out of nowhere Person B felt he was about to Nut. So Person B did, right in the middle of their climaxes, AKA FRENCH NUTTING

by Pocky Theif September 05, 2016