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The money should be going to my kids

Hey, fuck your kids. The money shouldn't be going to them because I don't want my life to be waste by retarded ingrates. And no AI either.
Hym "Stole."

A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."

Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
mugGet the The money should be going to my kidsmug.

Floor Money

Money (especially coins) one would find on the floor in public places. See also: finders keepers
The best form of passive income would be to collect floor money.
by Original Orangutans September 25, 2020
mugGet the Floor Moneymug.

Play Money

A term used in Australia to justify using money to gamble or invest with it feeling guilty of losing it.
I used some of my play money to buy bitcoin.
by Skizter October 29, 2020
mugGet the Play Moneymug.

stroking the money train

Coaxing money out of people.
Ashley: Let’s get this money train going.

Sam: There she goes stroking the money train!
by yelhsasiehttseb February 14, 2021
mugGet the stroking the money trainmug.

money

by Elfving03 August 28, 2018
mugGet the moneymug.

Chip Money

Wages so low they’re hardly worth going to work for

Pun on “sh*t money”
I’m leaving this job since it’s stinking chip money
by sabzwin March 20, 2021
mugGet the Chip Moneymug.

bout-tad-money, honey

bout-tad-money,honey: Ones action, attitude, and behavior that’s consistent with another’s money wealth, and status.
She hardly noticed me in high school, but now that I own my own company, she’s all over me. I guest it’s bout-tad-money, honey.
by drteebro March 17, 2021
mugGet the bout-tad-money, honeymug.

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