Tardizarding

When you light a heavily retarded girls pubes on fire (whilst you are also retarded), put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say "You down't haff enouff badgez tuh twrain meee!"

Me and Emilia were tardizarding last night, but didn't know what to do afterward, as our retardedness got in the way.

by AppleShark93 October 18, 2024

Tardinal Rule

Drool unto others as you would have them drool unto you.

Donald was a proponent for the Tardinal Rule as he salivated over his audience of morons.

by Jody South October 30, 2024

Tarder Sauce

A retards semen

Kyle let the tarder sauce dry on the cat

by UrbanDickGroup November 19, 2024

tardem

Tardem, (Tar-duhm);

“Tardem” is a social media slang for “retarded” which is used to prevent the message or comment from being flagged and/or reported.

“Drake beat Kendrick.. keep glazing”

In response: “what a Tardem.. Drake is Suing UMG records and Spotify because he is upset Kendrick got more plays. Seems like he lost to me”

by Zenjamins November 26, 2024

Tardet

1. a tard that is distinctly feminine in nature; woke, sick, and a degenerate, perverted prostitute.

2. a woman that intoxicates good men with her dirty work.

I just had a long fight with a woke bastard named @CeraGibson
Never seen such an extreme liberal before and her followers are all tardet
She had the upper hand on spreading misinformation though and was intoxicating a lot of good men

by ceragibson December 1, 2024

tardslobber

Slobber that constantly drips or pours from the mouth of a retard.

Somebody get a mop. That retard has saturated the floor with tardslobber again.

by LarsWolfgang January 1, 2025

Tardvert

Similar to the Pervtard but the retard outweighs the pervert.

Look at that tardvert over there peeping through that window that is on display at Lowes

by Pickled Panda January 10, 2025