Tardvert

Similar to the Pervtard but the retard outweighs the pervert.

Look at that tardvert over there peeping through that window that is on display at Lowes

Tardvert by Pickled Panda January 10, 2025

Tardbert 

Someone who is a complete fucking idiot. He is so stupid, you can't dislike him, but there is no way on earth that you could ever socialize publicly with them.

Don't mind Greg, he's a tardbert.

Tardbert by dexterhobdy August 1, 2010

turdvertise

The act of leaving
a) an elegantly large
b) a violently sprayful mess
in the tiolet bowl for someone else to discover.

Noun form: turdvertisement

I turdvertised a real long earth-snake at the bus station the other day -- man was I shit-proud!!!

After eating their chili with beans last night, I went back and left a horrendous turdvertisement in the restaurant's bathroom.

turdvertise by donkeykongdick January 15, 2008

Tradvertising 

Traditional Advertising - Advertising using Traditional Mass Media Methods such as Newspapers, Flyers, Radio, TV

The last time I made a purchase based on a flyer through my door was just around 15 years ago. Tradvertising is dead!

Tradvertising by Non Tradvertiser April 13, 2014

tadvertise 

To be the subject of a targeted advertisement

I was tadvertised lots of baby products after buying a single product for a baby shower.

tadvertise by twGuaranteed October 14, 2018