Zed Talks

An online series of talks from the basement of a pawn shop. Past topics have included the pros and cons of having a gimp, motorcycles, and stories of being a security guard. The audience always includes the pawn shop owner, a couple of guys with ball gags in their mouths, and a gimp.

You should watch the latest Zed Talks about the pros and cons of owning a gimp, it might not be as great as you think it will be Mr. Pink.

by SenorSauce January 18, 2024

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Dad Talk

The talk your dad or another male relative/friend gives a young boy when he's just approaching puberty or another change that he'd need mentoring and support for.

"Ashley, would you mind giving Adrian a Dad talk for me? They did Sex ed in class today, and he's worried, but didn't feel confident talking to me about it."

"He's struggling with his mental health, but he doesn't want to talk about it with his mum. He needs a Dad Talk."

by Tr@n$ ¶ħ@ñť03_d¡¢k January 31, 2024

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Pizza Talk

The argument you get into with your girlfriend when she thinks you are a dead beat pizza boy. The conversation usually ends with an ultimatum.

Guy #1: Hey man, you alright?
Guy #2: *sniffle* Nah dude, my girl just gave me the pizza talk.

Guy# 1: Dude that suuuuuucks

by SofaPizza January 31, 2024

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Trench Talk

Noun. A Professional's way of explaining mannerisms displayed when discussing the current role's challenges that may seem less than professional on the surface. Still, it is borne of that professional's experiences and is used to highlight those challenges without sounding overly formal.

"Oh? Jack's highly professional normally when he's dealing with clients, but in the lunch room he slips into trench talk with the new hires."

by Zebyxus February 4, 2024

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