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One Day at Band Camp 

A phrase preceding a story that designates it as a great story and worthy of going into the "Good Story Basket." Also see, "And Then I Found Five Dollars." Putting the two together makes a fantastic story no matter what's in between.
One day at band camp, I made out woth this SUPER hot chick...

One day at band camp, we took all the teacher's things and hid them in some trees. We walked back to the cabins and I tripped. And then I found five dollars.
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One Trip Pony 

A person who does not believe in making more than one trip, even when they have a lot of stuff to carry.
I have 3 boxes, 2 bags and my purse and I am NOT COMING ALL THE WAY BACK DOWNSTAIRS I AM A ONE TRIP PONY!
One Trip Pony by S-Beezy August 27, 2012

one of you 

One of you is going to have to clean this shit up.
one of you by thetrueman January 13, 2009

One Legged Pirate 

When your special someone is giving you oral sex you ejaculate on her chin and you trim your pubic hair, then you sprinkle your hair on her chin making it look like she has a beard then tell her to stand up, next you kick her least favorite leg and poke her eye. So she is a one legged pirate.
Dude 1: I pulled a fast one on my girl yesterday.
Dude 2: No way really the One Legged Pirate.!
Dude 1: Yeah she looked like Captn Ahab.

one armed bandit

A bandit with one arm.
Such as that guy in the Twin Peaks movie. I don't think he was a bandit. He did have one arm though.
one armed bandit by Dave October 13, 2003

one or more 

one or more means having at least one, but has an option of more than one, yet it is not required
"Please make your paper one or more pages." and since the average teenager is tired, lazy, or more interested in sex, they will choose to only write one page, and still receive a B-!

one night stand 

The name of the ECW reunion show ran by the WWE in June 2005.
On Sunday June the 12th of 2005 I had the best one night stand ever, ECW's One Night Stand. I didn't get an STD from that one night stand.
one night stand by Mike December 28, 2005