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Jacob Micheal Taylor

A very caring and loving person with a massive dick
by Very trusted source September 21, 2021
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jacob kooba rafacz

a fire headed ginger, who burns burns people. He was the original FHD disease and lots of kids make fun of him and beat him up at school.
Jacob Kooba Rafacz gets beet up on Jan 20 every year on national kick a ginger day.
by Tmar the savage May 8, 2016
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Jacob Renner

A man who is the best precision machinist in the world. Always rolls coal and fucks big booty bitches every night of the week in his combine as he is harvesting the corn to feed the poor of the United States, a country that he loves dearly. Jacob Renner loves his family more than anyone else in the world, especially his stepsister. He loves Coors light or Keystone beer, the amount of beer he consumes is the stuff of legend. He loves to drive fast in the F-250 flatbed truck that makes all the girl's panties drop at the sight of him rolling coal. Uttering the phrase 7.3 Liter is enough for any man to drop to his knees and pray that you may be saved by the reckoning that will come. However, Jacob is considered a closeted homosexual by some as he drove with only red tractors this harvest even though John Deere is the meta.
Jacob Renner rolls coal on his way home after eradicating all Chevy's, Dodge's, and economy cars and saving all the children from the burning down orphanage.
by A Real Piece of Shit November 25, 2019
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Jacob

hahaha you are such a Jacob haha lol hit or miss I guess they never miss huh
by Julie Leo December 9, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob, a faggot and a retard. hes always wondering around looking for someone too pick on. he simps for men and has stds, hes a lost soul looking for cock
jacob, u need too get tested for stds now!
by overloadretard March 22, 2025
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jacob

a name lazy parents give to fuck boy high school athletes who probably sexually assault women
“Is that Jacob?”

Omg, it is, run!”
by very hot segsy woman September 23, 2020
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Jacob Beck

friend one: Hey bro, have you seen Jacob Becks tileman skills?
Friend two: Yeah he sucks
by hdulsdujs October 15, 2020
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