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by japes April 23, 2018
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Jake Buchner

The biggest flirt. Kisses every girl, known for being Mr. steal yo girl... Ladies man, but also likes guys.
"Jake Buchner is the biggest f boy!!!"
by ilovemwtdew June 6, 2018
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Jake

A meat rider for people named Sam Longhurst
by Troy Whorebag November 23, 2023
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God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen!
by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021
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Jiggy Jake

A name given to a guy who acts like a pervert and dates his sister.
A shorter term for ‘Jiggy Jake’ could also be ‘Jigs’.
“You alright there Jiggy Jake?”
by ReadySetGoon February 17, 2025
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Jake Stork

Did you hear Jake Stork is a virgin
by Puscake November 5, 2018
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Jake Weston

An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.

Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
by YouThoughtL March 23, 2022
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