Character from daytime soap "Days of Our Lives" - does annoying things with his eyebrows and speaks in a husky tone
by laurlaur13 March 12, 2005
Get the john black mug.Something so funny that everybody laughs so hard that after they are done laughing they all breath in at the same time causing the universe to get sucked in with it
Jim: ...And then my ROFLcopter went SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
Shonzie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!one!!!
Entire room: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!eleven
*Everyone breathes*
boom the universe is gone
Jim: OMG a Black LOL
Shonzie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!one!!!
Entire room: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!eleven
*Everyone breathes*
boom the universe is gone
Jim: OMG a Black LOL
by Shonzie September 29, 2008
Get the Black LOL mug.A death rock band from Salt Lake City whose front man is often mistaken for a woman and should hold onto Stich if they want to have a future as a band.
"Dude, that chick sounds like she's had to many cigarettes."
"Dude, that's the front man of Tragic Black."
"Dude, that's the front man of Tragic Black."
by Brandy BandShoe August 1, 2008
Get the Tragic Black mug.A sarcastic title for ministers of some Mennonite churches. They wear dark suits sans ties and $30 black shoes, and have carefully combed and gelled hair and neatly trimmed beards They have a habit of driving around in minivans and checking in on all the good little Mennonites, to make sure they don't have radios hidden in their cars or TV sets in the closet. And if, heaven forbid, they find a harmonica or a camera stashed away somewhere, they will excommunicate you and cut you off from God and His Most Holy One True Church to burn in hell for eternity, 'cuz you're "worldly."
Mennonite friend: Hey, listen, can you keep all my CDs and shit for the weekend? We're having the Men in Black over for Sunday dinner.
Me: Sure, no problem man.
Mennonite friend: Thanks. I'd hate to be excommunicated and burn in hell if they found my stuff.
Me: Sure, no problem man.
Mennonite friend: Thanks. I'd hate to be excommunicated and burn in hell if they found my stuff.
by eX-Menno December 16, 2007
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Get the black girl mug.Werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He is in love with Bella Swan. Bella is in love with Edward Cullen (a vampire) and Jacob at the same time.
He's outgoing, fun, hot... Bella thinks of him as her own personal sun.
However cool Jake may be, he and bella are not meant to be together!!! In the 4th book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, Jacob inprints (basically, falls in love with out of destiny, not choice) with Bella and Edward's daughter Renesmee. So obviously Bella and Edward were always meant to be, because if they hadn't gotten together, then Jacob would not have found his true soul mate!
He's outgoing, fun, hot... Bella thinks of him as her own personal sun.
However cool Jake may be, he and bella are not meant to be together!!! In the 4th book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, Jacob inprints (basically, falls in love with out of destiny, not choice) with Bella and Edward's daughter Renesmee. So obviously Bella and Edward were always meant to be, because if they hadn't gotten together, then Jacob would not have found his true soul mate!
Bella Swan: I always thought of you that way, as my own personal sun. You balanced out the clouds nicely.
Jacob Black: Yeah, but I'm no match for an eclipse.
(In this case, Edward Cullen is the eclipse he speaks of :D)
Jacob Black: Yeah, but I'm no match for an eclipse.
(In this case, Edward Cullen is the eclipse he speaks of :D)
by SaraaaaIsYoBabysDaddeh October 25, 2008
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