Yo momma

a internet joke that would be a starter for a roast.

Yo momma so fat, when she jumps into the swimming pool, she causes a tsunami.

by Acethecase June 1, 2023

Slime yo teacher day

The day you slime your dick sucking evil teacher.

It’s finally slime yo teacher day I can’t wait to slime Mr. Goetz.

by anonymous April 10, 2025

Yo momma

October 21- Say yo momma as an answer everytime your teacher calls on you ;)

Mrs.Farticles: Yes Daryson

Daryson: YO MOMMA-

*and the crowd goes wild*

by mytiktokis0miazlcruz0jkjk October 19, 2019

yo-yo girl

A girl that keeps returning for the D.

Your girl is leaving.
Don’t worry she’s a yo-yo girl she’ll be back for this D.

by UrbanSnow May 26, 2018

Yo mama

A phrase so catastrophically devastating that any person who is willing to mutter these words in an argument will immediately win due to the enemy simultaneously combusting into flames

Phil:hi Dave did you sleep with my sister last night?
Dave:yo mama
Phil:*dies

by Zoominham August 18, 2021

Yo Mama

Something your friends will say about your mom

Yo mama is so big she is world wide

by Yo I’m yo mama May 29, 2022

Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.

1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.

by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021