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Inverted Vagina

An extremely rare condition in which the vagina is upside down and somehow fused with the asshole.
"Watch out for her, I hear she's got an inverted vagina. My friend said she even pooped out his ass baby last year."

Sandy Vagina 

When your fucking a girl at the beach and you pull out real quick and dip it in the sand then stick right back in.
Oh we did the sandy vagina when we were at the shore.
Sandy Vagina by Im markers March 24, 2003

Vile Vagina 

Friend: yo i have the funniest story to tell you!
Me: lets hear it.
Friend: okay so i went to this girls apartment and the girl was banging hot; perky tits, real nice ass, cute face - she was banging and we were making out and i pulled down her pants so i could fuck her vag and there was a pooplog in her pussy!! oh it was the sickest thing i had ever seen oh man i threw up all over her vagina it was even more gross - it truely was a vile vagina :-)
Vile Vagina by E? September 3, 2006

Dirty Vagina 

The raunchy smell that usually waifts around port-o-pottys or urinal tract infections. Also abbreviated as "DV"
AWWW! Sick! It smells like Dirty Vagina in here what the hell was that girl doing?
Dirty Vagina by Katy H. September 24, 2005

poo vagina

A vagina smelling as if someone shit in it or tastes like shit. This usually happens when the female has just took a shit or she is the town bicycle.
"Damn man that chick at the bar last night was a poo vagina for real!"
poo vagina by Assapopalis May 19, 2008

butthole vagina

1. (n) A butthole that has literally turned into a vagina, often the result of an obsessive wish by a man for his butthole to become a vagina
2. (n) A butthole that releases queef-like farts
3. (n) The most coveted class of vagina
Dave: Nick, your butthole will NEVER be a vagina!
Nick: (queef) pffssttt
Dave: (flabergasted) Nick!? that was NO fart!!! my god...your butthole...its a BUTTHOLE VAGINA!!!
butthole vagina by Dabate October 28, 2011