Ur mom

Ur mom is smokin

DAMMMMNNNN! Ur mom is so flipping hot. Lick Lick

by tjghhtb January 4, 2022

ur mom

your birthgiver / legal female guardian / any mother figure in your life. if you don’t have one then L 😹😹😹😹

“sarah what do you want for dinner tonight honey?”
“ur mom”

by nyaminyami January 24, 2022

Ur mom

Trying to get you mad 🤦🏽 ♀️

Cc: why are you so annoying ?
Me: because ur mom is annoying

by Hwyyyyyuwu January 22, 2022

Ur pappi trappi

stronger than your granny tranny but bad enough to cause anyone in a meter from you to drop dead and anyone in a 5 meter radius to feel severe pain in all organs.

Pete; dude ur granny tranny
Mike; that's it Pete i'm done!
Pete; please i'm sorry don't do it!
Mike; too late, ur pappi trappi
*mass deaths occur*

by darkmemesfordarkdreams May 10, 2018

ur brother a mother

Transcends all ur mum gay variations. They all cower in fear at the use of this phrase. If used against someone they will pass hell and go straight into the plane of non-existance, where nobody will ever remember you.

Brenda: ur mum gay
Chad: ur daddy lesbian
Brenda: ur sisters a mister
Chad: ur brother a mother
*Brenda instantly stops existing*

by Nia Manderson-Matheson May 11, 2018

P%URE

(Pressure) An urban fashion clothing line started by a young female by the name of Marissa. Started because everyone has pressure on them. The line is to influence people to be themselves and nobody else.

You got pressure on you? Wears (where’s) the P%URE (pressure) on you?

by Pnb Rissa March 7, 2019

Ur Mom

is commonly used as a comeback and jokes. It means exactly what it sounds like, but please do not use this one when talking to a sibling it is not the same and ruins it.

person 1: what were you doing today?
person 2: ur mom

sibling 1: what were you doing today?
sibling 2: ur mom
sibling 1:... we have the same mom...
sibling 2: yeah sorry

by _N.e.x_ March 7, 2022