When you take your toe that been in your shoe all day ( and probably growing fungi ). You mash your potatoe's with is and serve it at Gordon Ramsay restaurant the Chelsea.
Toe-Mash YUM...
by GoGurterHuman December 28, 2021
"Did you see Zach take that big girl home from the bar last night? He said he was muffin toeing her all night!"
by Dr.FreddyEddyThomas November 25, 2016
A strange greeting. For example, if you’re going to leave a function, you could say “ten fingers, ten toes, I’m out.”
by BeeInTheBigBlueBog October 04, 2023
Wasssssup Jelly-Toes?
by Mitch Riley December 14, 2017
by JoshBryan December 23, 2018
the male equivalent of a cameltoe. when a man has his pants up so high that his testicles split to either side of his shorts, creating a testie toe.
by rieyin July 08, 2011
A "fill in da ROWS wif exes and OHS" game dat you and your opponent draw on da sand wif your pointed feet. Each winner either receives a foot-rub from da loser or gets to massage da cute "downstairs digits" of his opponent. So no matter who loses, both of you end up as winners.
Playing tic-tac-toes wif pretty girls at da beach is super-fun all on its own --- regardless of whether you win or lose a round, you still get to savor their warm slender hands and feet. Extra points if you also have a hugs-or-kisses-reward arrangement wif said shyly-giggling damsels, whereby if "you're exes" in a game and you win, you get a warm smoochy-lipped kiss from da hot chick who lost, and if you lose, YOU get to give HER a kiss (and of course, if you specify dat said "oral affection" gesture has to be administered on da lips instead of da cheek, then you end up getting a kiss from her no matter what dat game's outcome was). And then if "you're ohs" and you win, da chick who lost has to give you a warm snuggly "arms-around", and if she wins, then you get to give her a big ol' squeeze of yer own (here again, da end-result is nearly identical, since said mutual clasp gives similar pleasure to both participants, no matter who "originated" it).
by QuacksO November 14, 2024