Black Christmas

If poverty has forsaken your family during Christmas time.

I think we're going to have a Black Christmas

Hooray for Black Christmas

by The Wise one. December 4, 2013

Tragic Black

A death rock band from Salt Lake City whose front man is often mistaken for a woman and should hold onto Stich if they want to have a future as a band.

"Dude, that chick sounds like she's had to many cigarettes."

"Dude, that's the front man of Tragic Black."

by Brandy BandShoe August 1, 2008

john black

Character from daytime soap "Days of Our Lives" - does annoying things with his eyebrows and speaks in a husky tone

John Black thinks Marlena is dead but she is being held captive by Tony DiMera...

by laurlaur13 March 12, 2005

men in black

A sarcastic title for ministers of some Mennonite churches. They wear dark suits sans ties and $30 black shoes, and have carefully combed and gelled hair and neatly trimmed beards They have a habit of driving around in minivans and checking in on all the good little Mennonites, to make sure they don't have radios hidden in their cars or TV sets in the closet. And if, heaven forbid, they find a harmonica or a camera stashed away somewhere, they will excommunicate you and cut you off from God and His Most Holy One True Church to burn in hell for eternity, 'cuz you're "worldly."

Mennonite friend: Hey, listen, can you keep all my CDs and shit for the weekend? We're having the Men in Black over for Sunday dinner.

Me: Sure, no problem man.

Mennonite friend: Thanks. I'd hate to be excommunicated and burn in hell if they found my stuff.

by eX-Menno December 16, 2007

black person

someone who is black, and human

tyrone: i am a black person
joseph: k

by gauxapen March 22, 2021

black girl

A upper class rich girl.

That black girl is so hawt.

I want to date her.

by baceee March 16, 2008

Jacob Black

Werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He is in love with Bella Swan. Bella is in love with Edward Cullen (a vampire) and Jacob at the same time.

He's outgoing, fun, hot... Bella thinks of him as her own personal sun.

However cool Jake may be, he and bella are not meant to be together!!! In the 4th book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, Jacob inprints (basically, falls in love with out of destiny, not choice) with Bella and Edward's daughter Renesmee. So obviously Bella and Edward were always meant to be, because if they hadn't gotten together, then Jacob would not have found his true soul mate!

Bella Swan: I always thought of you that way, as my own personal sun. You balanced out the clouds nicely.

Jacob Black: Yeah, but I'm no match for an eclipse.

(In this case, Edward Cullen is the eclipse he speaks of :D)

by SaraaaaIsYoBabysDaddeh October 25, 2008