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sloppy dallas

A sloppy Dallas a sexual act done with a mouthful of dip while giving a blowjob.
McNasty: "Yeah man I love getting a sloppy dallas from my girl"
by Bröther900 October 15, 2020
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Sloppy slick-back

When you ejaculate into a tub of hair gel/moose/wax and proceed to slick you or a friends hair back.
I once gave myself a sloppy slick-back.
by 4n41F10W November 16, 2017
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impossible sloppy

a meat substitute served in the cafeteria of Interlochen arts camp. also a common nickname for oral sex. ingredients include: ground plant based "meat", onion, tomato soup, mustard, brown sugar, chili powder, salt, pepper, garlic, thyme, ketchup, and green chili
Greg: "Where is Noah?"
Jake: "I don't know, but last time I checked he was getting an impossible sloppy from Chloe in the practice cabins."
by user5130000000000000 December 26, 2021
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New Jersey Sloppy Joe

A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.
"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"
by Sevadonn March 8, 2019
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Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob while your chick/homie has Dip in their mouth
by Fullmetal7 October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

When someone is gives oral sex with chewing tobacco in your mouth.
Honestly I would like aSloppy Dallas
by Joker9785 October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

A blow job given with a mouth full of dip.
"Hey Holly, come over here and gimme that Sloppy Dallas head!"
"I'm 11"
by MyFriendingGimmeTheSloppyToppy October 15, 2020
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