mommy shower

Wiping yourself down with a baby wipe as an alternative to bathing.

I had no time to get ready today, so I took a mommy shower.

by Insignificance October 7, 2009

gore shower

When chunks of meat and blood falls from the sky.

Hey, lets gore shower.
- "Thats hot".

by Otsegolectric July 7, 2010

Road Shower

To spray Febreze Lysol or some room freshener on ones clothing quickly when one doesnt have time to shower.

guy 1: damn i gotta go on a date but i dont have time to shower!
guy 2: dude dont worry just road shower

by expertoneverything September 11, 2010

Hobo Shower

The act of mother nature sprinkling her luscious juices on those damn dirty hobos, thus cleaning them to a sparkle.

I was going to go bone my girlfriend in an alleway, but now it's ruined. Damn hobo showers.

A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!

by ItsHardyTime February 25, 2011

Digital Shower

Dig'i'tl Show'r adj.- The act of acccidental ejaculation or accidental deflection of semen on ones keyboard while masturbating.

Bro, last night I was jerking it, accidentally slipped my thumb over the tip and gave my computer a digital shower. Oops

by JKJSEW February 25, 2011

Native Shower

The act of defecating a very watery type of fecal matter all over the head of ones mate and/or friend.

Randyl is into some weird stuff. Yesterday night, she wanted me to Native Shower her.

by The Mustachioed Maniac June 9, 2011

battle shower

A brisk freshening up including (but not limited to) application of perfume, quick cleaning of armpits, a change of clothes, or any other quick remedy aimed at reducing smells or sights that would indicate one's presence in battle.

Lorelai needs a battle shower to cover up the growing stench.

by Dense July 7, 2011