Load on the Rings

When a married women uses her left hand to jerk a guy off and he dribbles his splooge all over her wedding ring et al.

She pumped my hot dog so hard I splashed a hotload on the rings of her left hand.... ok so it's a reach

by Rightous Willie February 29, 2004

Ringer

Someone whos life revolves soulfully around Lord Of The Rings; the best movie ever. They have seen each movie well over 100 times and knows every line. Ringers can often be found quoting the movie/book in real life conversations.
Ringers will colect anything that has Lord Of The Rings on it even if it is a tag off the back of their shirt.

friend: my life sucks. i have no reason left to live.
ringer: there's some good in this world and it's worth fighting for.
friend: ...

by Rider Of Rohan October 8, 2005

Lord Of The Rings

Three movies about a bunch of midgets walking to a volcano.

It was a shame that Frodo from Lord Of The Rings stopped walking at the edge of the volcano and didn't take another few steps.

by mAD~mOD January 3, 2007

Ringer

When having sex with a girl that uses Nuvaring as contraception, the ring slips over your penis and is subsequently pulled out of the vagina. A real accomplishment.

John: Last night was nice.

Jane: Yeah you scored a ringer.

John: When were we playing horseshoes?

Jane: You pulled my Nuvaring out during sex.

John: Word. I win.

by Master Chef T April 7, 2010

Bell ringer

a rare breed of gentlemen (the bellringers) who can drop schlong into a pint glass and achieve a thud on the bottom of the glass with their bell end.

Birdman's A champion bell ringer. He's capable of "touching base" on a yard of ale!

by afrolank June 3, 2016

ringpiece

1. rectum
2. slang for a cool (a)person, (b)place or (c)thing.

1. I shit so much i tore my ringpiece.

2. (a)Who's that ringpiece?
(b)We gonna hang out at that ringpiece tonight?
(c)Lemme see that ringpiece for a sec.

by Brandon May 6, 2005

ringdangdoo

n. 1. A nonsense word, with no etymology, used by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs, in their fun-loving song, Ring Dang Doo. syn., watchamacallit.

Where is my ringdangdoo?

by SamtheSham June 12, 2007