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Poop Police 

A person that is obsessed if his coworkers are pooping whenever they are missing in action. Might even know ones bowel movement schedule.
Poop Police: Hey has anyone seen Mike? I just know he is taking a dump. Maybe someone should check and see if everything is coming out alright? We must find him to see if he is doing ok.
Poop Police by 123bdk March 29, 2021
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Poop Salon 

1. Slang term for a high end bathroom

2. Salon which specializes in colonics
“After that big meal I had to pay a visit to the poop salon”
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poop emoji 

yes of course
poop emoji by hihusjnbs April 22, 2021

poop crackers 

Poop crackers are crackers that have the unfortunate demise of being covered in poop.
poop crackers by Yeth68419 May 2, 2021

Poop slinging

An act in porn where the male will shove turd up the other male and or female
Alejandro: I LOVE POOP SLINGING WITH MY BOYFRIEND
Nick: gross

poop of peace 

taking a poop right before an exam to let out out stress
Hey are you ready for this final?

Yeah but I got to take a poop of peace first
poop of peace by poopofpeace May 14, 2021

poop rueban 

going into a situation that you know is fucked up or
todays gonna suck im bout to eat a fat poop rueban or my day was such a poop rueban and of course i had to eat it
poop rueban by Guitarin May 17, 2021