John Campbell

Cool ass dude that does to king high school
ESKEETIT

I feel like John Campbell

by Lil purpp November 1, 2017

John arbuckle

A 400000 pound man that does nothing but cheat and have a iq of -56 and lays on the couch all day

John arbuckle make me lasagna not now Garfield I’m eating a 10000 pound chicken then 8000 pounds of Macaroni and cheese then get a discord kitten

by Rylan Caldwell July 2, 2022

Juicy John

A Roblox Football Fusion YouTuber who has voice cracks every five seconds!!!!!!!!!!

I bet people make fun of Juicy John's voice cracks when they see him at McDonald's

by Coolcoolew January 16, 2022

John Tucker

A Pee pee that can be tucked snug between the two thighs and be completely hidden.

Son, If anyone tries touching your little stub, remember the trick i taught you. The ole JOHN TUCKER never fails.

by psylence July 11, 2015

Insult John

To take a poop.

You're in charge while I insult John.

by Jacksoncage December 27, 2016

John Terry

When you manage to fuck up a friendship by shagging your close friend's wife/lover.

Tupac pulled a john terry more than John Terry himself.

by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017

John Doe

(1)Human figure and symbol of morality, dominion, and virility (See God)

(2) According to Ancient Greek and Roman Mythology, John Doe is notoriously known for the death of Zeus, over an altercation over a game of Canasta.

"When you say John Doe, you've said it all"
"And on the eighth day, God created John Doe"
"John Doe- One Name, One Legend"
(courtesy of Sloganizer.net)

by PhillipH. December 24, 2007