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John Doe

A hacker who every kid thinks is going to hack their account. He looks exactly like a vanilla eclair which is how people identify him.
Roblox player: John Doe is hacking us
Other roblox player: No i charged my moms card 100 on the game
by Fufudy May 15, 2018
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John Chess

That one guy that looks like Steve Jobs with a moustache who’s definitely the real creator of chess.
Remember when John Chess was definitely the real inventor of chess?
by LaithianIturbide August 11, 2021
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John arbuckle

A 400000 pound man that does nothing but cheat and have a iq of -56 and lays on the couch all day
John arbuckle make me lasagna not now Garfield I’m eating a 10000 pound chicken then 8000 pounds of Macaroni and cheese then get a discord kitten
by Rylan Caldwell July 2, 2022
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John Antonio

John Antonio is one of the most cracked players in fortnite my guy😈 He can get all the girls just by the look of his keyboard and mouse. And he always slap that b(ass) when he get home, I mean bass.
Omg is that John Antonio, he’s one of the best people in fortnite!
by The Place Of Facts July 21, 2020
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John Terry

When you manage to fuck up a friendship by shagging your close friend's wife/lover.
Tupac pulled a john terry more than John Terry himself.
by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017
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John Doe

(1)Human figure and symbol of morality, dominion, and virility (See God)

(2) According to Ancient Greek and Roman Mythology, John Doe is notoriously known for the death of Zeus, over an altercation over a game of Canasta.
"When you say John Doe, you've said it all"
"And on the eighth day, God created John Doe"
"John Doe- One Name, One Legend"
(courtesy of Sloganizer.net)
by PhillipH. December 24, 2007
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