Horse, Red, and Throat

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Horse, Red, and Throat

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

macrame horse

When one clinches a dick with their buttocks causing simultaneous ejaculation with the female; the stream of mixed ejaculations form a trajectory that blankets the beard. The lucky female then rides a third party’s beard.

I love when my man and I create a macrame horse with our hot neighbor.

by twoshotannie March 1, 2025

Horsey The Horse

The most lovable cuddly horse ever, not a real horse but a teddy bear horse. He is blue and fabulous.

Oh my gosh he’s so huggable… well of horse he’s Horsey the Horse

by Pamthebear March 1, 2025

Year of the Horse Cock

2014 The year of the horse cock! Jarmer says he’s doing it on his own

What year is it? Why it’s 2014… the year of the horse cock Todd J says I’m doing it on my own.

by Rawdog77 March 14, 2025

Hobby Horsing

The closest Amish kids can get to being furries.

"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."

by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025

Hobby Horsing

The closest Amish kids can get to being furries.

"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."

by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025

Horse

A strong individual..A unstoppable force..A person who will break yo back in more ways than one..Stands on whatever they say or do

She said to him damn you put it on me you a horse!!

by Boskiwoski November 23, 2021