fighting God

taking the worst, most painful shit of your life

"Where's Dave?"
"He's fighting God, he's been on the can for half an hour now"

by laurpal April 17, 2022

adventures of god

An awesome Webtoon about god's life and such

Person 1: Do you know Adventures of God?
Me: I love you, you are my New favourite person

by Natsuki x Yuri November 14, 2020

Despacito God

That one dickhead who thinks hes shit at art and is fucked up in the head but hes actually good at art and no one really cares

Despacito God> sipik do you hate me?
Sipik> nah man ur fine
Despacito God> fuckinell

by BeanSucc December 10, 2020

God dude

God dude means Trigg

dudeoh look dude is “God dude” dude2 oh you mean Trigg?

by Trigg was here January 11, 2021

Tire God

When you see someone who you think is such a god but really they are just so much better at stuff than you are by 100%

Troy: Holy crap bruh, your such a fricking Tire God.
Abed: Thank you, you're just an Idiot because you're not as pro as I am.

by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021

God Kai

Kai is the kindest, nicest, cutest, awesomest person you’ll ever meet. They’re so smart and pretty, and all their cosplays are so gorgeous. It’s impossible for you to meet Kai and not want his hand in marriage. They’re always willing to help anyone and is very kind to everybody, so you always feel comfortable around them and that’s why he’s our God and we always simping for them 🛐🛐🛐 we just love and appreciate him very very much! Thanks for existing Kai 🥺💖💖💖

A: Who’s Kai?
B: They’re the best person ever! He’s so nice and fun that’s why I love him! All praise God Kai 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

by omniii February 12, 2021

God's Cure

A mixture of cocaine, black tar heroin, and insulin. Heated together to form a thick liquid that is usually injected into the user's veins usually making them go insane. Found in smaller towns.

Hey kid want God's Cure?

by God_Of_Femboys February 20, 2021