An exclamation made by those religious enough to exclude God from the phrase God Damnit. Slightly less blasphemous and slightly more hilarious.
See also
Cocker Fucker
Son of a Cock
Bullcock
Cockhole
See also
Cocker Fucker
Son of a Cock
Bullcock
Cockhole
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Someone who enjoys the act of sucking penis. A person who is an asshole and just tends to be a douche bag.
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"I hate when people put their laundry in with mine, I reached into the machine and pulled out someone's cock cloth."
by David Atkins April 26, 2009
Get the cock cloth mug.1. In a completely and utterly drunken inebriated rage it exist as a threat from a heterosexual male to a heterosexual female. It is used to degrade the opposite sex for rejecting sexual advances and/or potential acts of pleasure.
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Ryan: Hey Nicole, are your roommates gone?
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Nicole: Yeah, why?
Ryan: Well I'm feeling pretty loose, and I was thinking about a quick handy.
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2.
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Person1: "I ate pizza today for lunch."
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