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Josh

Easy going, fun loving, adventurous, goof-ball with beautiful blue eyes and a sun burn. Fisherman, Hunter, Athlete. Hard working, loyal, secret keeper, advocate. The ultimate buddy. The truest brother.
If Josh is going to be there, I’m not missing it.
by Lo’rett September 16, 2022
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Josh Monsanto

Josh is very child-like. He complains a lot and love McDonald fries with a strawberry banana smoothie. He is a one-trick Katarina player on League of Legends and loves to camp botlane.
Josh Monsanto: It's so hot.
Friend: OMG Josh, it's not even that hot.
Josh: Ugh, you're cool.
by 420blackcatslover September 19, 2022
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josh

1. A pack or pile of weed.
2. Stoner slang for 'where to find weed'.
**made up names**

George: "Yo. Where's the josh you promised me?"
Nelson: "Heh. It's in my car, $10 for this josh because it's the holidays and I'm offering a discount."
Josh: "Are you talking about.. me!?"
by みすりす September 23, 2022
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Josh Flynn

He is a (Big Black) Men that likes to be a Thugshaker and likes to (Blow) Shrimps.
Person 1: Hey do you want to do something
Person 2: No, im watching Josh Flynn Thugshaking
by LizTrussThatcher September 24, 2022
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Erik X Josh

Josh: Hey OCM~ why are you sweating so much? (Josh wiped the sweat off of Erik's face with his index finger) Erik: Me, sweating, hah! I'm not sweating am I? Is it getting a little hot in here? (Erik tugged gently onto his shirt, grinding his teeth, blushing deeply as Josh gently caressed Erik's face with his hand.) Josh: Yeah, you're sweating a lot, how about you take off your shirt?~ (Josh winked at Erik, Erik blushing furiously at his request.) Erik: W-what are you talking about!? (he mumbled, not believing his own ears that he just heard Josh telling him to take his shirt off.) Josh: Stop acting stupid, silly.~ Take your shirt off..~ (Josh got up from his barstool, getting close to Erik, looking him dead in the eyes, holding him by the collar of his shirt as he repeated his sentence, looking at Erik with lustful eyes.) Santiago: Fags. (he muttered, serving the beer that Erik ordered for Josh, placing it down in front of them.) Erik: Hey man, what's your problem!?
Person 1: What is that you are reading on your phone?
Person 2: I'm just reading an Erik x Josh fanfiction.
Person 1: Eww, wtf!
by Real239! September 26, 2022
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Josh

That one dude who watches andrew tate and thinks fortnite is still relevant
Frank: Damn bro what are you a Josh?
Josh: breath air
by Openyourwindowletmeinitscold September 27, 2022
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Josh

the most ignorant annoying lying piece of shit he is very sensitive and he is shit at video games he will say everything we do or say he will call us bullies... Also really likes oily mens toes.
Girl: Ew he stinks he probaly hasnt showered in 3 years.

Girl2: I know he is also very ugly like a josh
by ANgy123 October 3, 2022
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