S.H.A.M. 

Shitty Hot Ass Mess!

Did y'all see Miss Davey's hair?! Honey, it was a damn S.H.A.M.!

S.H.A.M. by Tyrone's cousin August 7, 2007

s.i.r. 

1. student incident report

When a student does something wrong, a teacher notifies the administration and it is documented in a student incident report, or s.i.r. It's a catch-phrase for most teachers.

2. suck it repeatedly
When the teacher says "S.I.R.!" to a student, the student will reply with "S.I.R.!" too. But it means the second definition ;D

1. "Alice! S.I.R.!" Mrs. Stover said.

2. "Yeah, S.I.R. too, Mrs Stover!" Alice replied

s.i.r. by suckitrepeatedly May 8, 2009

s&p 

Short for "Shit and Piss." Use this term when you don't want to broadcast it that you have to go to the bathroom.

I gotta go to the girls room to S&P.

s&p by TXKimMM October 4, 2006

S on my Chest 

When I say I got a S on my chest, it means I'm wearin a big chain with a big bling bling dollar sign hangin on it.

means I'm rich, a big tymer, high rolla,

"they say I walk around like I got a S on my chest, that be that cash money peice cold restin the dead" - Lil Wayne.

S on my Chest by Ih8hoeshoesh8me August 31, 2007

S.P.O.Y. 

Slam Pig Of the Year - A women/girl that fucks the most men in a year.

The top honor among slutty women given to them by the men they screw.

If she banged all of us at a party, she'd be the S.P.O.Y.

That skank fucks so many men, she is a candidate for Slam Pig Of the Year.

S.P.O.Y. by 603's Finest January 24, 2008

S.M.I.T 

"Suburban Mom In Training"

When your friend says "Hey Paige, let me drag you into store after store filled with middle-aged woman clothes that normal people reluctantly wear when they reach 50.", she is a Suburban Mom In Training, or SMIT for short. The correct way to acknowledge people with this tendency is to say "Hey Smitty".

S.M.I.T by Grandpa Adam July 15, 2005

S.M.C. 

A real killer from the hood. Especially from Oakland or Tijuana. Usually can be seen kicking a gerg's ass. He most commonly has long hair and is chubby, but dont let his appearence fool you, these type of people are most commonly schizophrantic lunatics.

That nigga is one crazy S.M.C.
Damn that S.M.C. i fucked yesterday rode me tough!

S.M.C. by a real A.M.C. July 16, 2008