The 12 month rule is when parents have to stop saying how many months old their baby is after they reach 1 year old. Some parents say their baby is 34 months old. They make you do extra math when they could easily say 2 years and 10 months old.
Woman 1: "Aww how old is he?"
Woman 2: "26 months old"
Woman 1: "Don't say 26 months old it breaking the 12 month rule."
Woman 2: "26 months old"
Woman 1: "Don't say 26 months old it breaking the 12 month rule."
by ImmediateAce September 18, 2013
a new grammar rule: if you are talking to your "bros" you must add "dude" to the beginning of each statement
Acceptable Dude Rule Conversation
Bro 1: Dude I love Call of Duty.
Bro 2: Dude I know it is such a great waste of time.
Bro 1: Dude you are right.
Bro 2: Dude I'm totally not getting laid tonight.
Bro 1: Dude I love Call of Duty.
Bro 2: Dude I know it is such a great waste of time.
Bro 1: Dude you are right.
Bro 2: Dude I'm totally not getting laid tonight.
by yobrodudetotally March 07, 2010
Never kiss a girl on the mouth. It means you have kissed every boy she has kissed or worse every cock she has preformed a felatio upon. Suggestion is to get info from rule 188 before proceeding.
by XxPapaJohnN00bslayerxX September 24, 2018
npesta: God, we've just been staring at this .jpg of a brick wall for an hour, I'm so bored.
Technical49: Rule 11?
npesta: That only works on opposite genders, Rule 159?
Technical49: Sure
Technical49: Rule 11?
npesta: That only works on opposite genders, Rule 159?
Technical49: Sure
by AdvyStyles February 26, 2023
A rule made during a drinking game usually kings. A person during the game puts the fist up. Whoever the last person to put their fist up is must proceed to give an Imagineary blow job to whomever the first person to put their hand up chooses. Also they choose where the cum shot will be. U must try your best to make it as believable and realistic as possible. Use whatever props and tools u may need. Have fun and make sure to get your hand up as quickly as possible :)
Hoenheim rule possible choices: Avatar, clifford, the easterbunny, scooby doo, a person in the room. A few of many choices. :)
by Kings player March 28, 2011
A general rule of thumb for determining what base you should be at with your significant other. First of all, let's define the bases.
1st: Making out. Yes that means tongue
2nd: Boobie grabbing
3rd: Blowjob.
4th: Vaginal/Anal penetration using your penis.
For high schoolers: simply divide the number of months you've been dating. For example, if you've been dating 4 months, you should be at 2nd base. If you've beend atin 8 months, you should be at 2nd, etc.
For college students: Divide number of months by 1 to determine which base you should be one. 1st base after a month, sex after four months. Literally, college girls are whores. Four months is probably an overestimate.
Adults: Sex on first date.
1st: Making out. Yes that means tongue
2nd: Boobie grabbing
3rd: Blowjob.
4th: Vaginal/Anal penetration using your penis.
For high schoolers: simply divide the number of months you've been dating. For example, if you've been dating 4 months, you should be at 2nd base. If you've beend atin 8 months, you should be at 2nd, etc.
For college students: Divide number of months by 1 to determine which base you should be one. 1st base after a month, sex after four months. Literally, college girls are whores. Four months is probably an overestimate.
Adults: Sex on first date.
A: Josh, you squeeze her tits yet?
B: Nah, not yet.
A: how long yall been dating?
B: 8 months
A: ... You a faggot. Rule of Bases states you should be at least at 2nd base now. Pussy Bitch.
B: Nah, not yet.
A: how long yall been dating?
B: 8 months
A: ... You a faggot. Rule of Bases states you should be at least at 2nd base now. Pussy Bitch.
by acavern December 14, 2014
by Megan July 16, 2003