ghost-post 

The feeling that remains between your toes after you take off toe-post sandals.

After walking for ages in these flip flops earlier I've still got ghost-post!

ghost-post by Marbear#1 May 7, 2011

badge in the post 

Used sarcastically, normally as a congratulation for someone achieving something diabolically simple, or for grasping the absolute and complete obvious. It's origins are based on any organisation that, in the absence of better ideas, or prizes of any real value, would give a cheaply manufactured metal badge as a token reward.

Paul A. Sheehan: "Look! I just uploaded a JPEG to your hosting using FTP!"

Ash & Doug : "Well done Paul, Badge in the Post."

badge in the post by Nuciphaal January 14, 2005

beans on post

The interuption of a fry-up by the postman, so you have only time to cook the beans before you read the post. This results in the beans being served atop the post.

"honey, im running late for work...here's the post though"

"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"

beans on post by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

low effort post 

Any post that dismissing any considerations, such as research, proper grammars, the serious tone of the post, demographics, etc.

TLDR, it's the "politically correct" way to say any posts that nobody cares, nobody asked and tends to derail any mindful discussions

List of low effort post:
1. Memes
2. Shitposts
3. GIFs
4. One liners
5. Bumpposting
6. Necroposting
7. Stickers (or emojis)

low effort post by Sir. B July 19, 2021

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Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021

cum post 

A post formation, designed to accommodate the large quantities of cum that a man can produce. The idea is to aim and fire at this ejaculate column.

I am about to cum. Please hand me the cum post.

cum post by Gregory Goofballington February 20, 2005

trading post

A sexual act; the act involving a man vomiting over his penis as lubrication for penetration of a female orifice, specifically the anus.

Tyler gave Margaret the old trading post last night, and got spaghetti-o's on his new Persian rug.

trading post by jacob917 October 26, 2006