Cookie Monster

A jersey boy’s shlong.

“Hey Liam, where is Gavin?”
“He’s tending to Cookie Monster lol”

by ChokeMeChet29 July 18, 2021

Pocket monster

A creature that can fit inside of you f pocket ND used to fight

"Pocket Monster Go" Japanese version of Pokemob

by Raymond Edward Walker July 21, 2021

Mookie monster

A female who is so visually scary and disgusting

Bruh did u see jaydn. Yeah bro she a motherfucking mookie monster

by The governor August 2, 2021

Monster Quickie

When you drown your partner in monster energy while they suck your dick.

Guy: "lets do a monster quickie"
Girl: "mmmm okay"

by monsterquickiefan32 August 7, 2021

Monzer Monster

A real man who grew a beard when 11 years old. The creator of "Gentlemanspil". Big man, Big heart, Big Cock, Big Beard.

"Wow that guy is huge, he must be MONZER MONSTER."

by bigdicklover1234567897544 September 10, 2021

Hillbilly Swamp Monster

A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench

Yo Matt you see that woman over there! That’s what we call a Hillbilly Swamp Monster

by TY the OG September 17, 2021

Mud Monster

When you're having so much fun yoou wouldn't even notice you're covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters"

by mmudmmonsterr September 17, 2021