mp’s mother

Mother of MP. MP is the Mycareer guy in nba2k23

“I went to dinner with Mp’s mother last night”

-Kendrick Perkins

by LeftFoots October 31, 2022

What's a mother to do?

A situation without hope. A situation considered lame or distaistfull. Mother not as in your mother, mother as in motherfucker meaning the person saying the phrase.

1:"Hey did those parts come in from UPS yet?"
2:"No we're still waiting on em'."
1:"I can't fix my car without them."
2:"What's a mother to do?"

by Gnik Nave July 17, 2011

Your brother a mother

A counter to the recently discovered "ur sister a mister". Grants immunity to any "no u"

(Mohammed is getting a bit cheecky)
"Your brother a mother"
(S.A.S arrive at your door and kill you because you are too much of a threat to mankind)

by Yoot May 12, 2018

ur brother a mother

We have had ur mum gay, ur Dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and ur sister mister, ‘ur brother a mother’ is the insult to end it all.

Bob: ur Mum gay
Fred:ur Dad lesbian

Bob:ur granny tranny
Fred:you asked for this
Bob:no please I’m sorr-
Fred: ur brother a mother

*the world travels back 400,000,000,000,000,000 years and the first ever speck of this world cries

by Trolley_Man May 12, 2018

Mother Harassment

When you are trying to make a joke inflicted on the caring women who carry mankind forward.

Me: Your mom lol.
Darrin: Bro you so rude, that's mother harassment.
Me: I'm so sorry bro.

by Laiththeok March 5, 2022

little mother

An elder daughter that is put in charge of younger siblings in the day to day activities.

She played little mother to her brothers.

by Rolls0fKnickles May 2, 2024

My MoThEr

A person who always leaves you at the age of 4 and comes back to you at the age of 12 to say happy birthday and leave. But before she leaves shes going to tell you that shes really sorry and then she will leave for another 7-8 years then come back telling you that you suddenly have a SISTER you had no FUCKING clue about

My MoThEr left me >:(

by Charlielovesmaxine June 9, 2022