A statement of pure, raw, and utter disbelief. Usually used when you see something absolutely fucking cursed and you can't think of anything asides from "Jesus Fucking Christ."
"So, bro. Did you hear about the whole accident where that kid blew up an entire fucking supermarket?"
"..."
"Bro, you okay?"
"Jesus Fucking Christ.
"..."
"Bro, you okay?"
"Jesus Fucking Christ.
by RiceOfCourse November 26, 2022
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Get the Jesus H. Christ mug.A sex story between Jesus and his followers made by a sinning fuck face. and who also wants to piss of his/her parents because they are christian.
by Blue_Amore June 8, 2018
Get the 50 shades of jesus mug.A term for when someone’s past catches up with them.
The blood of Christ in this interpretation represents sin and his body, a clean sinless body. Meaning when you drown in his blood you’re being consumed by sin.
The blood of Christ in this interpretation represents sin and his body, a clean sinless body. Meaning when you drown in his blood you’re being consumed by sin.
Guy one: Ah naw remember Tony? That shit finally caught up with him
Guy two: drowning in the blood of Jesus, god bless him
Guy two: drowning in the blood of Jesus, god bless him
by Toasted Tony November 17, 2021
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Jesus Antonio Martinez is awesome he is a pro at basketball he is so great maybe the greatest person i ever met and has a beautiful girlfriend she is so lucky to have him he is dreamy and really strong .
by green gazes May 10, 2018
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Get the [bong hits] for [jesus] mug.If you ever meet someone named Jesus your very lucky he is always there for you and he is always tryna play fight he is very strong loyal and when you in a bad situation he will help you so that’s what a great friend is.
by zDeagleX January 6, 2019
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