A vehicle, usually found on Instagram, or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between.
Did you see that guy driving that slammed car?
There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.
There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.
by stonce tiem August 18, 2023
A vehicle, usually found on Instagram or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between. These cars most likely have banners or stickers showing support to various car clubs or groups they are apart of.
Did you see how low that car is? How does it even drive??
That’s just an internet car. There’s no way it’s driven daily.
That’s just an internet car. There’s no way it’s driven daily.
by stonce tiem August 18, 2023
1. When you cover your penis in cum then insert it into a vagina.
2. What happens when you don’t clean up after car sex.
2. What happens when you don’t clean up after car sex.
by IGotGreens October 02, 2021
When someone raises the car temperature to make it warm inside the car when it’s cold outside, even though you wore coyotes for the cold weather causing you to become hot very quickly
by BravoArmstrong December 03, 2020
A sport where multiple drivers and crews work on the car week in and week out to go tear it up and have fun
My hobby is stock car racing
by HailieeDeeganWillWinIn2022 February 06, 2022
Dude drive slow you're such a "Car Humper"!
I hope you're a good driver 'coz my last driver was a Car Humper.
I hope you're a good driver 'coz my last driver was a Car Humper.
by Rave patty August 02, 2011
A forced side sitting handjob where the recipient has no chance of escape. Typically performed between two males.
by Solo Locos May 09, 2023