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You either are a cheap person trying to find free stuff on a URBAN DICTIONARY-

Or your just a homeless weeb who forgot their own mother’s name.
-Cheap person:
“S- sir.. Please..! Money for the poor…”
-Mr. Clean:

“Not even a homeless man would beg like you. Go back to your house on the hill and live your life.”

*Does what Mr. Clean usually does UwU*
- -
Homeless man:
-“mom, please.. I want to be free!”
Homeless man’s mother:
-“My house, my rules. Your lucky you don’t pay rent.
Homeless woman:

“I like yo cut-g”
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And they knew, that they fucked up.
by Suss-?’ December 26, 2021
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Free robux

Free robux is the biggest trend ever going on Al tho there is too many people are doing scams about it so I have the way how to get free ro... ReadMoreHere
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Free flanging

When a lady is not wearing anything below the waist.
Did you see that girls daisy duck cosplay? she was free flanging all over the place!
by LeCoq1979 April 8, 2022
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free range crotch grazer

One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.
Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.
by Tittsmcgee April 12, 2022
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Free Trophys

Sammy is free trophys
by Jimmothy Howardith April 14, 2022
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Feel free

When you audaciously assume the right to be disruptive or impolite by taking advantage of the chillness of others, especially when, as a passive participant in a large online meeting, especially Zoom, you suddenly leave the meeting, usually due to laziness, creating a loud disruptive "leave meeting" sound effect, knowing that you can act immaturely because all witnesses are too chill or powerless to enforce consequences.
"Sir I'm about to just feel free can you tell me what I'll miss during the rest of class"
by SpoilFloer April 20, 2022
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Peanut Free Table

The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.
Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?

Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.

Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
by Track and Shield November 10, 2021
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